I should be writing the next Lola book, but I’ve taken a detour to Procrastination Station!

If you do this, I’d love to see it, either copy & paste it in the comments or link me up, buttercup!

What time did you get up this morning?

6.30 - read, listened to the rain and snuggled under my duvet ’til 8, then did 30 minutes of Pilates before starting work on the next Lola book - she’s in NYC!

Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds - I’m a magpie, I like to sparkle!

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - cheesy, but Matthew looked H.O.T.

What is your favourite TV show?
Katie & Peter, Gossip Girl and LA Ink

What do you usually have for breakfast?

A boiled egg with soldiers - yumsville!

What’s your middle name?
Marie - my parentals were so freakin’ predictable!

What food do you dislike?
Celery - ick.

What is your favourite CD at the moment?
I am listening to Doris Day, Le Tigre and Kings of Leon on repeat at the moment…

What kind of car do you drive?
I don’t drive, I am driven! If I did though, I’d really, really want a Barbie Pink Nissan Figaro - j’adore.

Favourite sandwich?

Chicken bacon and BBQ sauce panini - ohh, I’m drooling just thinking about it….

What characteristic do you despise?
Rudeness - especially when it’s based on fear of the unknown - like someone being rude about someone based on their culture or beliefs simply because they’re fearful of it…

Favourite item of clothing?
My Dior sunglasses - they make me feel like a rockstar!

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
I’d like to do a roadtrip up the west coast of America, staying at the Madonna Inn en route, wearing a headscarf and 1950s stylin’, in a drop top pink cadillac with a hot boy, preferably Adam Lambert…

Favourite brand of clothing?
I don’t really do brands, but I’d quite to own a timeless piece of Chanel

Where would you retire to?
San Francisco - it’s where I’ve left my heart, le sigh.

Favourite sport to watch?
I am not a sports kinda girl, but I quite like to watch Wimbledon while eating Strawberries and cream - yum!
None really don’t really do sport.

When is your birthday?
November 3rd

Are you a morning person or a night person?

Morning - yep, I’m that annoying girl who is insanely happy as soon as she wakes up!

What is your shoe size?
I’m an 8

Pets?
Not yet, but I plan to get a pug-dog and call him Groucho.

Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us?
I’ve finally found a Pink Palace - it’s not all that pink just yet, but it soon blimmin’ will be oh, and I have two new books out in July - Time to Shine and Li’l Miss Bliss - they’re fabu, please buy them!

What did you want to be when you were little?

A fashion designer - still might be someday, y’never know….

How are you today?
I’ve had a touch o’ the grumps this morning, but I’m sass-filled this arvo - wop, woop!

What is your favourite candy?

Fizzy cherry cola bottles - god, I LOVE those and Galaxy chocolate - mmmmm.

What is your favourite flower?

Pink and yellow gerberas.

What day on the calendar are you looking forward to?

Moving day - can’t wait!

What is your full name?

Lisa Marie Clark - yep, my mumma was an Elvis fan.

What are you listening to right now?

Romeo & Juliet soundtrack - god, I love that film, must watch it again soon.

What was the last thing you ate?

Boiled egg - it’s my new fave thing!

Do you wish on stars?
Always.

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?

Pink, natch.

How is the weather right now?

Raining - my favourite days for writing!

The first person you spoke to on the phone today?
A lovely lady from Red or Dead PR.

Favourite soft drink?
Orange and mango cordial with fizzy water - dee-lish.

Favourite restaurant?
The River Cafe - best dessert EVER. Oh and Ping Pong, love the Ping Pong, I don’t know how to order, but I only ever go with Lindsey and she knows, so it’s okay.

Real hair colour?
How dare you! This IS my real hair colour - black.

What was your favourite toy as a child?
Debbie, my baby doll.

Summer or winter?
Winter - always.

Cuddles or kisses?

Oh I love both and don’t think they should be exclusive, I’m all about sharing the love!

Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate - dur.

Coffee or tea?

Green tea, that’s the only hot drink I drink…

When was the last time you cried?
This morning - I cry all the time, when I’m happy, when I’m sad - I’m a total ball o’ emo.

What is under your bed?
Books. A LOT of books - I hope that the info slips into my head by osmosis while I’m asleep!

What did you do last night?
Wrote 3 pages of Lola book, spoke to Miss Aimee on the phone, wrote in my journal, and made a card for my g-friend’s b-day!

What are you afraid of?
I don’t like mice a whole lot, but I’m not afraid of them, they just annoy me with their incessant noise, um…change - I love it, but I’m always afraid, so I feel the fear and do it anyway…

Salty or sweet?

Sweet

How many years at your current job?
As a real-life proper freelance writer-girl? 4 years. As a girl o’ sassification and awesomeness? 30 years.

Favourite day of the week?

I don’t have a favourite, because I love what I do, every day is pretty amazing!

How many towns have you lived in?
Just the one!

Do you make friends easily?

Yep, it’s one of my most favourite things to do!

Your turn, ladies!

I am LOVIN’ The Veronicas.

Have you heard of them? This is their new single Untouched, it’s out now and it makes me want to dance around my bedroom in fluro-pink legwarmers - loves it!

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Unfortunately for pretty-boy-kind, I’m no longer taking applications for cute gay boys to make my life sweeter - I’m very lucky that my world o’ pink is positively filled to the brim with the cutest, most adorbz, VERY easy-on-the-eye boys o’ gay - but I might, just might make an exception for American Idol’s Adam Lambert.

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Le freakin’ sigh.

Now, it’s not catergorically certain that Adam is actually gay, so I’m going to work on the basis that he’s not, and actively encourage him to fill out a Be Lisa’s Boyfriend application form, pronto.

However, I’d totally skip the application process for Peter Andre, he’d be a very impressive Mr. Pink, don’tcha think?! Peter, call me.

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289599_207664_MZ626_cover_final.jpgConsider this a feature o’ gush-love for my fave magazine - Mizz!

As most of you know, I’m agony aunt for the AMAZING Mizz magazine, I don’t know, I might have mentioned it once or twice before! ;) Well, I want to let ya’ll know that, not only has the magazine had a saaaaaa-weeet make-over - go buy a copy now, it looks HOT! - it’s also got a fabu fan page on facebook, and you can check out what’s going on a Mizz towers every single day by following my ed-girl and her team on twitter

Go on, go show the Mizz team some love!

Ohhh - I love this! Girls jumping - I wanna do jumping!

Ohmystars - before I go on, did y’hear ’bout Katie and Peter?!

I am SO upset. I just LOVE them as a couple, I love their teev show and I’ve crushed on Peter Andre since I was a teen-girl…

Part of me wants to turn all lifecoach on their bee-hinds, but the other part of me just wants to give them big hugs, because I can’t imagine how crazy it must be to split up with someone in public…it’s tough times splitting with a boy-type at the best of times, but in front of the entire world? Not cool.

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Woah there! What’s happening, sweet things?

I’ve been getting a scary amount of letters recently from gorgeous girls who aren’t digging themselves, who are comparing body parts to celeb girls and who are talking trash to their sweet, sweet selves…Er, hello chicas, please can I remind you that you’re Pink Ladies, you’re awesome and you rock n’ rule!

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I make no secret that I’m a HUGE fan of Barry M prods. They’re reccessionista-friendly prices, the colours are bright, bold and in-your-face and they officially have the best pink prods I’ve ever found. Barry M - I heart you.

My Barry M pink hero prods are:

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Shocking Pink Mascara 8 - £4.95.  These coloured mascara’s are fragrance free, long lasting and have a lengthening and thickening formula. With five shades to choose from, this mascara will make eyelashes stand out with a pop of colour - in the words of Kylie - wow, wow, wow, wow.

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Barry M’s Nail Paint in Neon Pink - £2.95. Each Nail Paint has a long lasting, high shine formula plus they’re quick-drying - insta-colour awesomeness. Always apply basecoat first to protect nails.

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If you’re a pink lady, a hot pink pout is essential - try Barry M’s Lip Paint in Shocking Pink 52 - £4.25. There are over 30 shades of Lip Paint to suit every mood and taste, plus each paint has a super soft texture that’s packed full of natural moistures to protect delicate lips, and ensure that the colour stays put for longer!

Barry M Cosmetics can be found at Boots, Superdrug and online at www.barrym.com.

As you know, The Days are a firm favourite here in Pink-world, cute boys rocking out, what’s not to love, exactly?

Well, good news, their new single Never Give Up is out next Monday, 11th May, and not only is it a cheery, catchy sunshine-filled tune of fabulousness, it has a kick-ass, inspiring message too!

Check out this behind-the-scenes clip of the boys making the video for Never Give Up.

Nice-to-look-at + kick-ass skillz + awesome boys = The Days. Fact.

Hey kittenfaces…

Ohh, life is crazy busy in my world o’ pink, I’m not being a tardy blog girl, promise, I’m just crazy-busy… I’m writing my first grown-up girl book - can I get a ‘ooohhhhhhh’ and I’m writing the next Lola book, and I’m juggling a few fun freelance projects that I’ll you about when they’re out… I’m also still searching for my new Pink Palace, I’ve got a month until I’m officially homeless, I’ve been to look at a few but I’m not going to lie, I’m way more pickier than I ever thought I would be - well, it’s got to be fit for a princess, right?!! Ideally, I’d like to make like hero-girl Jayne Mansfield and get a pink palace with a heart-shaped pool and bath tub - le sigh.

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